Craigslist Missed Connection of the Day

Okay, technically this is a housing ad, but it seems like this dude really missed a connection somewhere in life. Plus he puts apostrophes between the decade and the s.

$300 / 450ft² – Beautiful quiet small (SEATTLE)

professional male in my mid 40′s
with 450 square feet of loft style
all with hardwood floor
would share with a easy going
responsible female 30′s-40′s
perfect ad for those who want to
relocate to the seattle area
street parking and laundry on site
rent includes utilities
lots of storage, serene beautiful
non smoker non pet owner
with references
$300 includes utilities

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Craigslist Missed Connection of the Day

WILD HORSE PASS CASINO LATE NITE SNACK – m4w (Chandler)
I don’t know why im doing this, you probably won’t see it. Here’s hoping you do. You were with a few of your friends at the cafe 24/7 at Wild Horse Pass Casino early Sunday morning around 330 or so, one of your friends had a crown on, u had on jeans a teal shirt, I walked in and ordered and the employees asked me to do something so I walked out and when I walked by you all got quiet. If you know who I am message me and tell me what color my shirt and tie were, if you were at all interested.

 

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